• "Gotta seize life, do something man, do something that matters. Squeeze the f—k out of every day. Life’s all sewn up, everything’s in its right place, charged, ready." 
  
• "Whatever happened to all the heroes man? I’m the last one. You hear me, last one."

• "Here Naomi, if I'm a joke and these people can have a laugh - caring's overrated. Do you want to know my slogan? I'm Cook. Vote for me. I don't give a f**k either."

• (drugged, talking about Effy) "Freddie she loves you, you know? She loves you. And she can't stand it. Can't stand the love, so she f**ks me instead. [...] I'm pissed off yeah. She's taking the piss. And it's hurting me, cos Cook needs the love too. Cookie's got nothing. Cookie's always got nothing. That's why I do her pal. That's why I pop Panda. Panda's popped. It's always the same - great t*ts Panda, great t*ts Effy. That's all I get, cos I'm s**t. I'm pure s**t." (laughs)

• "People make judgments way too quickly. Put the props down, just be yourself. We’re too obsessed with technology, phones, computers and **** to talk to each other face to face these days. I like making connections with random strangers, interesting ones, who want to change the world without becoming a footballer’s wife or a porn star. Life’s all about meeting interesting individuals, who you come across in ways that you’d never expect."

• Naomi: "Hamlet's basically a teenage boy. He's got all these desires, but he doesn't have the bottle to do reach out for them. So, he goes mad, and wanks off about Ophelia, and ends up so boring somebody has to kill him!" 
  

Josie: "I'm not sure that's right. There's no wanking in Hamlet." 

Naomi: "Yeah there is. Loads. only they call it 'soliloquising'." 

Cook (laughing): "Nice one, blondie. She's funny."

• "Emily. We've had about three conversations our entire lives, so the idea that you know I'm always talking about anything is a bit ridiculous."

• Naomi: "I never got blowbacks. Why can't people just smoke the damn things straight?" 
  

Emily: "It's fun. Have you even tried it?" 

Naomi: "No. But being all seeing I already know it's ****."

• "You're supposed to be flattered by my intentions; but ultimately, honourably unobtainable."

• Naomi (to Emily): "When I'm with you I feel like a better person. I feel happier. Less lonely. Its not as simple as that is it? Being with someone?" 
  

Emily: "Isn't it?" 

Naomi: "No. I mean, I don't know. I mean, I don't think so; I mean, (starts crying) can't we just sit like this? For a bit?" 

Emily (long pause): "Yeah. We can."

• "Sticks and stones will break your bones, but rumors will haunt you forever... so don’t **** with me. I do what I want, when I want, and I don’t think about anything long term."

• Katie: "So I got flying saucers and love fountains. Woo! We're gonna fry." 
  

Pandora: "But, we're doing Twister." 

Katie: "Cool. You can snort that right?" 

Pandora: "Not exactly."

• (When asked what she's doing in bed with Freddie) " I'm doing the Great ******* Northern Run. What does it look like I'm doing?"